when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king
me when i eat fruits:
i'm so fucking healthy
Megan: We’re very supportive of each other. I don’t know when I’ve been happier than when he got Parks. That was one of the most exciting things that ever happened.
Nick: One great benefit of our relationship is that Megan has gone through everything a couple of chapters ahead of me, so there’s an easy student-master quality to it. When your wife is a legend of comedy, you have to be a huge jackass not to assume the student role.
THAT HOT PLUMBER FROM WILL AND GRACE WAS YOUNGER NICK OFFERMAN?! MY LOINS ALL OF A SUDDEN!
wtf they’re actually married. Yes.
I feel more alone than ever but happier than ever
Watermelon doing yoga.
man i loooove tanlines, foreal
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word