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Calah's Closet

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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thatsonofamitch:

landofthelosers:

cannot see the haters

or speak japanese

thatsonofamitch:

landofthelosers:

cannot see the haters

or speak japanese

vves:

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

they’re growing. evolving.

vves:

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

they’re growing. evolving.

punkrockluna:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

ayyy lmao

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

r-u-forreal:

"no i wan swimming"

shubbabang:

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

celestial-adventures:

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie



america

celestial-adventures:

isuani:

elongatedpantaloons:

lauraolin:

This looks like the start of an amazing music video

Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie

america

death-by-lulz:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

death-by-lulz:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”